If I were a twin

If I were a twin I would be awesome. I would switch places with my twin a lot. It would be fun. People would always get me and my bro mixed up. That's why it would be awesome to be a twin. I Rock!!!

Backfireing prank

The best prank that I pulled was that time I bought fart spray that smelled really bad, and me and my friend sprayed it all over their little siblings bedroom. I mean all over the sheets, inside the sheets, inside the pillow case, on the TV, and everything. We were expecting his little sibling to walk in and get mad, but no. His mom came in and stepped out and started to say beep beep beep beep beep that smells like beep a lot of times. I got off the hook, but my friend got grounded for like a month.

BOOM

This might be what the apocalypse looks like beware.

School

My year was O.K. The best thing that happened to me was the field trip to the YMCA. The worst thing that happened to me was that time I got in big trouble making that pop noise when you stick your finger in your mouth in English. I will never tell you my plans for summer. You cant make me. You might figure out my true identity. Then you might find my house and I would wake up in a fish bowl. You would then steal my identity and my credit card. I bet you would also steal my Lamborghini Zonda too. I Loathe the people who steal my identity with a passion you now that you got me in a bad mood.

I made this his species is a Kudupy (ka-du-pee). He is awesome, What do you think?

My friend the Martian

The following takes place between 2:00 PM and the future. I was the first to know. They were coming. But wait I’m getting ahead of myself. I’m Billybobjoe. I like peanut butter, and I once went to the park and ate a statue of peanut butter while I was dressed as a lama.( if you haven’t read Me and messed up photos you wont get that) Anyway, I was the first to know. (I like peanut butter) The Martians were coming. I knew that my friend Mar Tian Was involved somehow, but I don’t know how. It all started in my house. I was eating the statue of peanut butter I got at the park. I was minding my own business eating my peanut butter when I heard a crash. I ran out to my backyard. There was smoke everywhere. I saw a shadow in the smoke running. Then some kid came over and asked “What happened?”, “Who are you?” I asked. “I am Mar, Mar tian.”, “Really, that’s an interesting name. Are you new here?” I asked. “Yes I am, in fact I just got here.” He replied. “We should be friends.” I said. “O.K.” He replied. Then we became great friends. Ten days later I and Mar were playing kickball, when something hit my head. “Hey!” I yelled at a stranger walking along. “What?” The stranger asked.” You hit me I am so mad I will strangle your banana cream pie!”. “ I don’t have a banana cream pie though.”. “Oh, but you through something at me!”. “So”. “You know what, you’re a jarhead.” “How did you know my name?” “That’s your name?” “Yup, it is pretty awesome, isn’t it?” “NO IT ISNT YOU STILL THROUGH A BALL AT ME!!!” “ Ya, can I get that back?” “ No, you cant, I hate you cause you’re a jarhead!”. Then Mar said he had to go and ran off. I than noticed that he had left his ball. So I ran after him to give it to him. I fallowed him to his house. I knocked at his door, but there was no reply. I then peeked in his window and I saw him taking off a mask and under the mask was a balloon shaped head, with to big black eyes, and a small mouth. Then two more figures came into the room that looked similar to the first. They spoke in English (convent isn’t it?) so I could understand what they were saying. They said "We must fulfill our mission” “What is our Mission again? I forgot.”, “We need to DESTROY ALL BUNNIES!”, “really, that is very interesting. But why?”, “I don’t know, I didn’t ask”. After that day I was never the same. The next day, They came, the Martians were here.

Awesome Viper

I made this, be jelouse