My favorite teacher ever

My favorite teacher ever is my middle school math teacher. The reason he stands out in my mind is that he was in the United States Air Force. He is still in the reserves. He is tough and awesome and will help when needed to. He also has a water shooting fish that is called squirt fishy, and if we mess up badly he squirts us with squirt fishy. He also has suckers with all sorts of bugs in them. He lets us eat snacks during class if we beat the other class on a test, one time one of my friends brought in a sucker with a scorpion in it, he ate during math class and almost all day. that is why my middle school teacher is my favorite teacher.