If I got $5000

If I had $5000 I would buy some awesome thing like a turtle, a pug, and house on Figi. I would then buy tiger tank, an M4, a summer house in Alaska, and worthless bejuled pickle. I would last buy a hot tub. Then I would retire to Figi, living the rest of my life with a fancy pickle and die alphabetically and alone.

( just kidding I don't know what i would do with $5000)

I rock