If I were a twin

If I were a twin I would be awesome. I would switch places with my twin a lot. It would be fun. People would always get me and my bro mixed up. That's why it would be awesome to be a twin. I Rock!!!

Backfireing prank

The best prank that I pulled was that time I bought fart spray that smelled really bad, and me and my friend sprayed it all over their little siblings bedroom. I mean all over the sheets, inside the sheets, inside the pillow case, on the TV, and everything. We were expecting his little sibling to walk in and get mad, but no. His mom came in and stepped out and started to say beep beep beep beep beep that smells like beep a lot of times. I got off the hook, but my friend got grounded for like a month.

BOOM

This might be what the apocalypse looks like beware.

School

My year was O.K. The best thing that happened to me was the field trip to the YMCA. The worst thing that happened to me was that time I got in big trouble making that pop noise when you stick your finger in your mouth in English. I will never tell you my plans for summer. You cant make me. You might figure out my true identity. Then you might find my house and I would wake up in a fish bowl. You would then steal my identity and my credit card. I bet you would also steal my Lamborghini Zonda too. I Loathe the people who steal my identity with a passion you now that you got me in a bad mood.

I made this his species is a Kudupy (ka-du-pee). He is awesome, What do you think?

My friend the Martian

The following takes place between 2:00 PM and the future. I was the first to know. They were coming. But wait I’m getting ahead of myself. I’m Billybobjoe. I like peanut butter, and I once went to the park and ate a statue of peanut butter while I was dressed as a lama.( if you haven’t read Me and messed up photos you wont get that) Anyway, I was the first to know. (I like peanut butter) The Martians were coming. I knew that my friend Mar Tian Was involved somehow, but I don’t know how. It all started in my house. I was eating the statue of peanut butter I got at the park. I was minding my own business eating my peanut butter when I heard a crash. I ran out to my backyard. There was smoke everywhere. I saw a shadow in the smoke running. Then some kid came over and asked “What happened?”, “Who are you?” I asked. “I am Mar, Mar tian.”, “Really, that’s an interesting name. Are you new here?” I asked. “Yes I am, in fact I just got here.” He replied. “We should be friends.” I said. “O.K.” He replied. Then we became great friends. Ten days later I and Mar were playing kickball, when something hit my head. “Hey!” I yelled at a stranger walking along. “What?” The stranger asked.” You hit me I am so mad I will strangle your banana cream pie!”. “ I don’t have a banana cream pie though.”. “Oh, but you through something at me!”. “So”. “You know what, you’re a jarhead.” “How did you know my name?” “That’s your name?” “Yup, it is pretty awesome, isn’t it?” “NO IT ISNT YOU STILL THROUGH A BALL AT ME!!!” “ Ya, can I get that back?” “ No, you cant, I hate you cause you’re a jarhead!”. Then Mar said he had to go and ran off. I than noticed that he had left his ball. So I ran after him to give it to him. I fallowed him to his house. I knocked at his door, but there was no reply. I then peeked in his window and I saw him taking off a mask and under the mask was a balloon shaped head, with to big black eyes, and a small mouth. Then two more figures came into the room that looked similar to the first. They spoke in English (convent isn’t it?) so I could understand what they were saying. They said "We must fulfill our mission” “What is our Mission again? I forgot.”, “We need to DESTROY ALL BUNNIES!”, “really, that is very interesting. But why?”, “I don’t know, I didn’t ask”. After that day I was never the same. The next day, They came, the Martians were here.

Awesome Viper

I made this, be jelouse

Saying Please

Danger: my teacher made me write this

It is good to say please, here is why. If you say this you will be Polite. You will more likely get the stuff you want. It is also a good word. That is why it is good to say please.

Super hero

Who is your favorite super hero? My favorite super hero is Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider the movie is also good. You can make your own super hero at Marvel.com, or you can look up make your own super hero on google. It is fun to make your own super hero. If you where a super hero, what powers would you have?

Awsome picture

Cell phones while driving

I think that talking on cell phones while driving is O.K. People say that it's dangerous because you're not focusing on your driving. You are sorta doing the same thing if you're eating. Then people should say that you can't eat while driving either. WHAT IF YOU'RE STARVING AND YOU'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT! YOU SHOULD Be ABLE TO EAT THEN!!!!! I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Earth Day

It's a green Earth.This Earth Day I will tell you what I do to "help" the earth. I recycle cans. I take them to a place. The place turns them into stuff. I get money for them. Thats what I do every 2 weeks or so. HAPPY EARTH DAY. (By the way my teacher makes me do some of these posts.)

What did I do over the weekend

Hi, I watched a lot of TV over the weekend.When I wasn't watching TV, I was playing on the computer. I also took my dog for walks. I then slept. Oh I almost forgot I absolutely positively extra speacily applesaucally (there was nothing like Rome in my weekend) playfully played PS3. I ROCK .

Favorite movie

My favorite movie is V for Vendetta, here is why. The movie is about an assassin named V who takes out the people who are driving the city into the ground. V only uses knives. He also makes a legion of people who want to fight. I won't tell you any more about the movie, so if you want know any more see it for yourself.

FIRE!

Beware my power
I made this its awesome

If I got $5000

If I had $5000 I would buy some awesome thing like a turtle, a pug, and house on Figi. I would then buy tiger tank, an M4, a summer house in Alaska, and worthless bejuled pickle. I would last buy a hot tub. Then I would retire to Figi, living the rest of my life with a fancy pickle and die alphabetically and alone.

( just kidding I don't know what i would do with $5000)

I rock

Awesome

I made this, be happy.

My Mom & Dad

I admire My mom & dad, here are some reasons why. Last Christmas my Mom & Dad bought me & my brother a PS3!! The PS3 is a lot of fun. We used to have a PS2 but now that we have a PS3 we put the PS2 in my room. We put the PS3 in our basement. My mom & dad can make the best steaks. My Dad usually makes them on our grill, & my Mom makes them in the oven. My Mom bought my family a dog while my Dad was in Iraq. Our dog Zoe is a lot of fun. When we got her she was 1 of about 7 girls and 1 boy. She was the calmest but when we were driving home(it was an hour long trip) she wouldn't stop yelping so I had to sit in the back to comfort her but she still wouldn't stop. So after that my brother picked her up and held her on his shoulder, she through up on him and we were only 1/2 way home. Those are only some of many reasons why I admire my parents.

spring break

I had an awesome time over spring break. I went to my friends house to play Air soft wars. I had to use my friends camouflage pistol. I lost the game but I did get my friend's brother out. His brother had a air soft shotgun. One time I got shot in the neck with the air soft shotgun and it left a welt for about a week. Everybody had 3 lives and there were 2 people on each team. For protective gear my friends wore Black paintball masks while I just wore very hard glasses. We played on a 2 1/2 anceres of field. My team used a fort while the other team used a deep, huge hole. My opponent's team had a back up base, it was at the back of the field. By my fort there was a trampoline, which added a lot of cover. It was very hard to get my friend's brother out, but I did it. After that I got hit in the hand so I was out since I was already shot 3 times. That's what I did over spring break.

Save money

Here are some tips on to save money. To save money you should look for stuff that is cheaper at one store than at other stores. You could also cut back on unnecessary things like buying new clothes for the heck of it. you could also have a garage sale and sell your old stuff that you don't need/play with anymore.You should also put your money in a bank to keep it safe. I LIKE TO WRITE LIKE THIS. Those are some ways to save money.

I made this, What do you think when you see this?

Food reviews

I am reviewing food the first food will be tuna helper.

Tuna helper is mostly made of tuna, but also has noodles, sauce and sometimes vegetables like broccoli.

Goods

good source for a few people

easy to make

cheap

Tastes great

Bads

Not enough for a family of 5 or 6

190 calories per bag

44 calories is fat

I am next reviewing Hamburgers

Hamburgers are made from cows they have wheat buns, sometimes pickles, sometimes mustered, and sometimes ketchup,

Goods

one of Americas favorite foods

good source of food

meaty

can get almost at any restaurant

Bads

If you are a vegetarian you want like hamburgers

If you are wheat intolerant/allergic to wheat you shouldn't eat it

Can be expensive

I think that Tuna helper is better!

Awesome picture

Awesome

I made this picture look like this. Beware the raccoon bow down to his power.

Most fun thing I've done lately

The most fun thing I've done lately was last Sunday. Last Sunday I went to my friend's house to play AIR SOFT WARS. My friend used a shotgun, my friends brother used a rifle and a pistol, I used a machine gun. even though my team was beaten and I got shot in the neck a couple times and the head about 15 times I had a lot of fun. So far all most every Sunday I've had an air soft war, its a lot of fun and if you hadn't tried it yet you should. It doesn't really hurt unless you get hit in the neck. That's the most fun thing I had lately...so far

Oh I almost forgot if you can read this you rock oh and i'm awesome. now I'm done.

Random things

Hi I dont know what to post about so hi now for a serees of random things. Jokes dog look lake ghost father wonderland hog start bye race car spelled backwards is race car cook cat every uraniom pop goes the weasle joe likes waffles think jonny think

GPS in Kids' cell phones

I think that GPS in kids' cell phones is a good thing because if you are kidnapped your parents would know where you are. It would be bad if you were kidnapped and your parents didn't know. You can set a perimeter on where you can go, and yes I do have a cell phone.

How to make Fudge brownies

I chose this recipe because I like fudge brownies

Fudge brownies

you will need:

*Betty Crocker fudge brownie mix
*2 eggs

*4Th cup of oil

*4Th cup of water

First crack two eggs into a bowl like this

then get a 4th a cup of oil

Then a 4th a cup of water and poor the brownie mix and other ingredients into a bigger bowl

Mix until thoroughly mixed

Spray a pan with cooking spray, pour the mix into the pan

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Put the mix into the oven and wait for 25 min.

Take the mix out of the oven let cool and eat the brownies. I hope you like them.

Valintines day

The thing I love most about Valentines day is that I get free candy. It doesn't really matter what candy I get as long as I get candy. I some times get chocolate or Butterfingers. My favorite candy is Laffy Taffies. My favorite flavor is strawberries. This Valentines day I didn't get any Laffy Taffies and didn't have time to get candy. That is why I like Valentines day.

Favorite president

My favorite president is Abraham Lincoln, born Feb. 12,1809 in Hardin county, Kentucky. He died April 14,1865. His mother died when he was 10. His father was removed from Kentucky to Indiana when he was 8. One reason why I like him is that he is really tall and has an awesome hat and beard. Another reason why I like Him as a president is that he didn't tell lies.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/abrahamlincoln/

Disney cartoon character i am like

The Disney cartoon character I am most like is Jim from Treasure planet. I am adventurous and take a lot chances. I also like to build a lot of different complex things. I take chances a lot by annoying my brother a lot and he can get really mad sometimes. That is why I am like Jim.

I got this picture fromhttp://www.lubbockonline.com/images/112102/TreasurePlanet.jpg

The Aklek

The Aklek

Chapter I:The fall of latanice

The following takes place in Latanice Alcorda. The day starts out like any day. We sent out a messenger to the nosikers to see if we are still allies, but when he came back this is what he said "The nosikers are attempting to take over Alcorda. They have already taken over saulia. Their next target is Latanice." The nosikers are a fierce army with many species. They say some of the species can go a mile in three seconds, oh and their fighting skills are very good ,some of the best, but the worse thing about them is there leader Sloka the fierce. He may be a good leader but he is a tyrant, you don't want to be at the place that he is attacking. He will tell his troops to burn the place to the ground even if their own men are still in there. "We should send Aksa the fast" said Zasar "No we should send Colek the brave" said senater Solsta " You all are wrong we should send Hafsha the strong" said the head of military Defence. Then a huge argument Brock out until some one finally asked Bonax the king " who should we send?" asked Zasar. " we need someone who is strong, fast, and brave, so they can get past the enemy lines"

To be continued

My favorite teacher ever

My favorite teacher ever is my middle school math teacher. The reason he stands out in my mind is that he was in the United States Air Force. He is still in the reserves. He is tough and awesome and will help when needed to. He also has a water shooting fish that is called squirt fishy, and if we mess up badly he squirts us with squirt fishy. He also has suckers with all sorts of bugs in them. He lets us eat snacks during class if we beat the other class on a test, one time one of my friends brought in a sucker with a scorpion in it, he ate during math class and almost all day. that is why my middle school teacher is my favorite teacher.

Don't tell

Don't tell anyone but, I am a lot more awesome than you think. I could make almost anyone laugh or make a battle tank out of legos any day. I also play the drums, a little of guitar, and some of the piano. I play basketball and can beat my brother at it. I bet you have a lot of awesome traits to that you could post on your blog if you have one.

Most painful thing ever

This is the most painful thing that ever happened to me. I cant really remember but this is What happened according to my family. It was when I was about four I was under a glass table. I was crawling under the table and the table fell on my head and shattered all over me. Then I had to go to the hospital, and turns out I cracked my skull. That was the most painful thing that ever happened to me.

Awsome Birthday Party

If I could choose what would happen at my Birthday party this is what it would be like. I would first invite five of my best friends and then we would travel all over the world and take a cruise over the mid-ocean-trench, and maybe dive over it. We would then go to Venice and eat pasta for dinner, and stay the night. After that we would go to Russia and learn as much Russian as possible so we could be like a regular citizen of Russia, and then go to the best place to eat in that area. We would eat like kings. Then go to India to see if we can get some exotic animals for pets. After that we would go to Egypt and visit the tombs of the pharos,and maybe go to the market to get some souvenirs.Then head for Australia and hike through the outback. Then we would go to Japan and learn a little origami and Karate and eat mexican food all day. then fly to pompey and dig were they say there is a king's palice. We would then go to South America and go to chile and eat chile all day. at the end of my very long birthday party we would take a road trip back to America. By the way it was a 20 day trip.

Welcome

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